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oknope:

sometimes i lose my phone in my blankets and THEN SOMETIMES I SHAKE MY BLANKET TO FIND IT AND SOMETIMES IT FLIES AND HITS THE WALL ITS GREAT U FEEL ME 

(via fuck1ng-cunts)

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via seriously-im-gay)

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lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via homosexualbabby)

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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femburton:

i think about this a lot
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i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
-unknown (via kushandwizdom)
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